Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
