He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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