Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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