Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
