I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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