Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
