Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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