addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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