I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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