my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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