New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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