that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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