I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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