I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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