We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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