Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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