No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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