Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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