"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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