if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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