i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
