Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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