First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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