hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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