Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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