He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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