the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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