Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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