This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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