I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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