Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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