I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Randomize
