Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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