I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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