YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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