I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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