So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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