If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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