Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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