you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
