508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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