One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm both gender and math confused
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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