when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
one might say we're banned from that church
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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