they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
