My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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