This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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