She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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