Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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