I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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