They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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