we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
