two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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