I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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