I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
barbara walters just said penis...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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