Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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