Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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