I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think my fart just growled at me.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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