your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
