Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
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it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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